Royal Majesty

Luna the Queen

Sassy British Shorthair. I sleep 18 hours a day and judge you for the other 6.

Royal Subjects

Meet the furry members of our family!

4 Years

British Shorthair

A very elegant lady. Will accept treats, but only on her terms. If you fail to bring tuna, prepare to be ignored for at least 3 business days.

Fun FactPurrs so loud it sounds like a motor engine.

2 Years

Scottish Fold

The court jester. Oliver is constantly knocking things off the table and meowing at 3 AM for absolutely no reason.

Fun FactSleeps in extremely weird positions.

5 Years

Ragdoll

The duchess of naps. Chloe's primary occupation is finding the warmest sunbeam in the house and refusing to move.

Fun FactGoes completely limp when picked up.

"I was ten minutes late serving dinner and Luna stared at me until I apologized. 10/10, a true queen."

The Butler (Owner)

"Oliver knocked my favorite coffee mug off the table while maintaining unbroken eye contact. I couldn't even be mad."

House Guest

"Chloe fell asleep on my lap three hours ago. I guess I live on this couch now."

Trapped Human